Just a joke
A man called me a misandrist today. I replied, “Wow, that’s a big word for a male!”
And for some reason, he got upset.
I said, “Relax, bro. It’s just a joke.”
But he didn’t laugh. He got angry. Men are so emotional.
Misandry of course, coming from the Greek– misos, meaning hatred of, and andros, meaning male,
— for all you men out there who didn’t know.
Now I don’t hate men. If anything, I find myself liking them more than I reasonably should. More than logic would bear.
Sexualized since before puberty.
You see, when I was 12, I was groomed and repeatedly raped by a full grown male. My breasts barely bumps on my bony, child-like chest. Didn’t matter.
Groped by ancient coworkers in my budding teens. Catcalled on the street more times than I could count before my 20th.
There were the ones who preyed upon my kindnesses, weaknesses,
Those who just used my body and left. Those who took it by manipulation. By intoxication. By force…
The bear, at least I know what to expect. Growling advances to keep me from their lair. Death by razor-sharp claws and teeth sunk into my flesh should I ignore their warnings.
Death seems cleaner than the scars left behind by a lifetime of objectification. Abuse. Trauma. That comes wrapped in a sweet, sweet package that is sometimes enjoyable and kind. Unable to tell which one you might unwrap, until it’s too late.
That reminds me of another joke.
What medicine do you give to a diabetic misogynist?
Incel-in
I know, I know. Men. Insulin is this medicine we give to diabetics to help with their sugar levels and incels, well…
Oh, I’m sorry, was I femsplaining again?
Their tempers aside,
we should give them another chance.
Just not at anything important.
Politics.
Leadership.
Raising children.
You know how men get.
Testosterone.
Emotions.
All that instability.
But jokes aside.
anger
after a lifetime of abuse
isn’t hatred.
It’s memory.
Ask your sisters. Ask your mother. Ask your daughters. When do they first remember being sexualized by a man?
And if the answers make you uncomfortable, if they make you angry,
if they make you defensive
congratulations.
Now you know a fraction of what women feel every single day.
And if naming that reality makes me a misandrist:
then maybe the real question is
why the truth about men sounds like hatred
to the men who taught women
the word misandry
in the first place.
And why
every time women tell the joke, it’s
suddenly just
not funny anymore.